Thank you Hyundai for telling me something my daddy taught me when I was four. (Taken with Instagram)
So what…. if I tell you I look paler than Kristen Stewart after Edward Cullen ripped a baby out of her womb?
So what…. if I want the 30 Rock’s “Muffin Top” song as my ringtone, or change rap lyrics to include night cheese.
And lastly… YES. It is funny that I’ve had a sunburn so bad that I felt as if I were being exorcised.
“I’m fart and I’m smunny and I’m a PRIZE”
Golden Girls Cross Stitch Pattern
PDF file available for $5 USD at Wee Little Stitches.